I did a meme with YOU GUYS in it

[P-chan]

First, select your ten fictional characters (from any medium) by whichever method you like best. Then answer the questions below.

I CHOOSE TALES RPG

FFFFFFFFFFYEAH

Sorry in advance, Jukka, I go a little overboard with your running.

Sorry to everyone else, too. orz

1. P
2. Ari
3. Jukka
4. Aleu
5. Kriven
6. Kalphin
7. Busan
8. Zelos
9. Moses
10. Genis

1. Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, The Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Team "Boulangerie":
Leader: Jukka (He's the passionate one.)
Lancer: Kriven
Big Guy: ...Busan?
Smart Guy: Moses
The Chick: ...P but but I don't want to be a chick

Team "Charcuterie":
Leader: Genis (HE IS OUR LEADER AFTER ALL)
Lancer: Ari
Big Guy: Zelos
Smart Guy: Aleu
The Chick: ...I'm sorry Kal orz

I WOULDN'T SWAP ANYONE.

2. Gender-swap 2 (Ari), 8 (Zelos) & 10 (Genis). Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

What is this story arc business? We do not have story arcs.

Man-Ari would still have a really big heart and be the nicest person ever.

Chick-Zelos would be off HITTING on GUYS what the hell? What the hell? What?

Girl-Genis... I don't even know, man. ;;

3. Compare the matchups of 1 (P) & 8 (Zelos) and 5 (Kriven) & 9 (Moses). (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

I DON'T LIKE THIS QUESTION

IF TALES HAD MORE GIRLS WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM, WOULD WE, MEME?

WE'RE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS ANYMORE

4. Your team is 3 (Jukka), 4 (Aleu) & 9 (Moses). The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

Jukka's obviously gonna get physical. WHO ELSE? JUKKA'S SO MANRY HE CAN RUN A THOUSAND MILES IN AN HOUR WITHOUT STOPPING.

Aleu can have the social one. He can laugh his enemies into submission.

MOSES GETS THE MENTAL ONE.

5. 7 (Busan) becomes 1's (P) boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

ffffffffffff

I don't know, I'd probably just hang out at the water cooler all day.

6. 2 (Ari) finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's (Kal) continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Okay this one doesn't make sense either because we're not a fandom or anything...

7. 3 (Jukka) and 5 (Kriven) get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Jukka: I want a magic treadmill
Kriv: No
Jukka: I want a magic bosu ball
Kriv: No
Jukka: I want a magic recumbent bike
Kriv: No
Jukka: But I'm so manry I need some manry equipment to be manry in and RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: Exercise... :<
Jukka: RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: :<
Jukka: RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: :<

I don't even know.

8. 1 (P) and 2 (Ari) are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4 (Aleu). They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?

WHAT THE HELL

I don't know if you can make it Aleu.

I probably can't do anything because I'm not MANRY like Jukka, but Ari could probably take you out. :<

9. 6 (Kalphin), 7 (Busan), 9 (Moses) & 10 (Genis) must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Busan will be the Korean Santa Claus.

Kalphin and Moses can obtain presents for the children.

Genis will play his violin and carol to spread some joy.

10. 3 (Jukka) and 8 (Zelos) are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

ZELOS WILL BE DISTRACTED BY WOMEN

Jukka will be alone in his quest. He will use his RUNNING to RUN ON WATER and make it around the Earth. Apparently the distance around the equator is around 24,000 miles, so since Jukka can RUN a THOUSAND miles an hour without stopping, he will make it in a DAY.

A DAY.

JUKKA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK 8U

I'm sorry. :<

ALRIGHT EVERYONE DO THE MEME LIKE IT'S SOME COOL WHIP

[Kriven]

XDD This is amusing.

Though you know, me and Jukka would settle the wishes thing quickly. CONCERTS, HO!

[Kalphin]

I'm... the chick...

[Shiro Kaze]

Mar 8, 2010 17:18:42 GMT -8 P-chan said:

Jukka: I want a magic treadmill
Kriv: No
Jukka: I want a magic bosu ball
Kriv: No
Jukka: I want a magic recumbent bike
Kriv: No
Jukka: But I'm so manry I need some manry equipment to be manry in and RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: Exercise... :<
Jukka: RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: :<
Jukka: RUN RUN RUN
Kriv: :<

rofl

[Kalphin]

Shiro, you've returned!

[P-chan]

Doing another one. ;3;

mct421.deviantart.com/art/Question-Meme-Generator-69266481

...

These are weird generated questions. I don't like them. :<

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY THOUGH:

7. Aleu just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
OH GOD NO

Also, I don't feel like answering them but:

10. Oh no, Busan got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?

3. What if you found out that Ari was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Genis?

1. Would you open a mystery gift P just gave you, without much hesitation?

5. Will Jukka eat those green eggs and ham?

5. How would Jukka insult P?

6. Can Zelos be bad influence?

6. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Zelos or Moses?

5. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Jukka and Kalphin, and why?

[♫ Busan ♫]

Mar 10, 2010 16:07:37 GMT -8 P-chan said:

1. Would you open a mystery gift P just gave you, without much hesitation?

...Is it bad that the first thing I thought about was Pokemon?

[Shiro Kaze]

Mar 10, 2010 16:07:37 GMT -8 P-chan said:

3. What if you found out that Ari was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Genis?

... That was a secret?

Mar 9, 2010 21:53:49 GMT -8 Kalphin said:

Shiro, you've returned!

Indeed I have, Kal!

[Moses]

THIS IS AMAZING! I love this

And you pegged me perfectly in all things, 'cept the whole me and Kriv Match-up XD Ignore Canon sexual preferences indeed haha.

[Kriven]

I dunno, Mo You and I could hit it off pretty big

[zeloswilder]

Mar 10, 2010 20:32:51 GMT -8 ♫ Busan ♫ said:

Mar 10, 2010 16:07:37 GMT -8 P-chan said:

1. Would you open a mystery gift P just gave you, without much hesitation?

...Is it bad that the first thing I thought about was Pokemon?

Same here, same here...

Mar 8, 2010 17:18:42 GMT -8 P-chan said:

3. Compare the matchups of 1 (P) & 8 (Zelos)

POWER COUPLE. End of story.

[Tornack Telion]

I like this. I always hate when my friends do these, but this one's awesome!

[P-chan]

Alright guys I found another one. I took out the romance-y stuff haha.

I put it in a spoiler tag so you can do it too later. :D
Which you should. ಠ_ಠ Because this one is fun.

Think of 10 characters Tales members and a place in a game.

Put the characters Tales members in any order, and scroll down when you're ready. Copy and paste and fill in the blanks.

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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Mine:

SPOILER: Click to show

1. Ari
2. Aleu
3. Kal
4. Zelos
5. Jukka
6. Busan
7. Moses
8. Sleepy
9. Tornack
10. Kriv

place: Planet's Core Omega from Dissidia (we are SO screwed, why am I doing this to us?)

You are now the main character of a Japanese-style RPG that takes place in Planet's Core Omega. The first 7 characters you thought of are your permanent party members.

#1 (Ari) is your best friend who leaves the party and comes back several times throughout the game. (Ari whyyyyyy ;n;)

#2 (Aleu) is a member of an ancient civilization who has the power to save the world. (what Aleu is Aerith now?)

#3 (Kal) is a knight/soldier (whichever is more fitting for the world) who got kicked out of the army for being a scaredy-cat.

#4 (Zelos) is #3's (Kal's) former commander who is the only one besides you and your party who escapes the annihilation of Planet's Core Omega. (pretty sure we're not escaping any annihilation unless we can run up walls)

#5 (Jukka) is a prince/princess of Planet's Core Omega who escapes the castle and joins your party under a secret identity that is eventually revealed. (ONE OF THOSE EH JUKKA I usually like those ;u;)

#6 (Busan) is a cold-blooded mercenary who is paid to join the party by #9 (Tornack). Eventually mellows out quite a bit.

#7 (Moses) is an underling of #8 (Sleepy) who you fight several times in the first two disks. He/she joins the party in disk 3 because they showed him/her mercy and kindness after their last battle in disk 2. (I usually like those characters too :>)

#8 (Sleepy) is the main villain of the first two disks, who is trying to take over the world. The last boss of disk 2, killed after the battle.

#9 (Tornack) is a really awesome guy/gal that joins the party as a guest a few times, but sadly never joins permanently. Dies a heroic death at the end of disk 3. (noooooooo)

And finally, #10 (Kriv) is the Big Bad, the true main villain, the final boss. (why, Kriv, why? D:)


Now, who is your team, and what battle roles do they fill (fighter/white mage/etc.)?
Can you make it through the game with this team without anyone dying or going insane?
How screwed is the world?

My team, I dunno, I usually use two close range fighters and a white and black mage.
I would rotate you all through because I love you all so much. <3

I am pretty sure we're doomed and will all die terrible deaths.
We were screwed from the start.
The only thing we can do to try to escape is grind on those rails back and forth and back and forth or try to run up those walls but it'll just never end.

Alright I should have chose a different place. .-.

[Moses]

Nice, that guy that I am is usually my favorite character, assuming he is the BA intimidating bad guy while he is a bad guy, and not the inept, dorky, comic relief bad guy haha.

[Tornack Telion]

Awwww, my character is usually the one I like the least! And the one who dies!