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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:38:10 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:38:10 GMT -8
Fine, fine *sleeps on a history textbook*
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:39:02 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:39:02 GMT -8
Contrary to popular belief eating literature is not an appropriate substitute for reading it.
Neither is sleeping on it. D:<
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:39:53 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:39:53 GMT -8
No wai! D: The knowledge flows into my head through osmosis. Or digestion. >_>
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:40:55 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:40:55 GMT -8
Huh. I didn't know that.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:41:56 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:41:56 GMT -8
Yes, it works better if you put the book on the table, sit under it and hope the knowledge will fall onto your head.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:42:31 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:42:31 GMT -8
But the table is in the way! Won't the knowledge fall around you, like rain on an umbrella?
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:43:42 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:43:42 GMT -8
No, because knowledge can go through all kinds of matter, except when it hits brain tissue.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:44:21 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:44:21 GMT -8
O:
What happens then?
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Jun 14, 2008 12:44:46 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:44:46 GMT -8
Then the brain tissue absorbs it!
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:45:51 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:45:51 GMT -8
Oh. Right.
Hey, where does the knowledge go if you set a book on fire? 'Cause I never really learned anything that way.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:46:27 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:46:27 GMT -8
It's spread through the air. Not reacting with the oxygen.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:47:21 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:47:21 GMT -8
Oh. That explains it. What if you put out the fire with water while it's still burning?
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:48:15 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:48:15 GMT -8
It's still scattered in the air, not reacting with the oxygen or water.
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:56:24 GMT -8
Post by Sleepy Jack on Jun 14, 2008 12:56:24 GMT -8
What if I use a fishing net, can I catch it? A fishing net made of brain tissue?
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OCD?
Jun 14, 2008 12:57:18 GMT -8
Post by ♫ Busan ♫ on Jun 14, 2008 12:57:18 GMT -8
Your net will break. D:
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